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Lily, Grandpa, Marilyn?

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Daddy's home.

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Oh! Hello, dear.

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My, you look happy today.

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I am happy, Lily,

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because, as we say
down at the parlor,

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this has been a very
monumental day.

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Has something happened,
Uncle Herman?
Yes, Marilyn.

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I have some wonderful news!
Uh, where's Grandpa?

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Here I am, Herman.
I was down in the dungeon...

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helping Eddie
fix his train set.

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Oh.
[Train Whistle Blowing,
Bell Clanging]

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Sounds as though
you got it fixed.

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Well, Herman, don't keep us
hanging in midair.
What's your wonderful news?

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Well, it's vacation time again,

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and I have purchased
a beautiful hideaway...

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where we can all relax
and enjoy our leisure moments.

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Translation: Somebody stuck him
with a piece of junk.

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No such thing.

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I bought 10 acres
in Happy Holiday Valley
through an ad in a magazine.

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You bought 10 acres by mail?

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You see here?

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With the purchase
of any homesite,

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we get the use of their
wonderful recreational facilities,

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excellent transportation,
and it's smog-free.

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That means you don't
have to pay for it.

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Uh, plenty of water.
Close to schools...

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Oh, Herman,
it sounds wonderful.

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"For family fun and relaxation,
come to Happy Holiday Valley."

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Even I'll have to admit,
that sounds like
the kind of place...

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I'd like to be found dead in.

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[Marilyn]
Aunt Lily?

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I'm ready to leave.
Is there anything
I can help you with?

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No. I was just
pulling down the blinds,

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so the house will look
gloomy and lived in
while we're gone.

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Oh, we're all going to have
such a wonderful vacation.

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I'll say!
Bring on the girls!

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Now, you get back
in your clock!

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When is that silly bird
going to get girls off his mind?

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Nevermore, nevermore.

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Get!

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Well, I guess everything's ready.

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Good-bye, Spot!
[Roaring]

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Mom, wouldn't it be better
if we left Spot in the garage?

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Oh, no, Eddie. No.
Last time we did,

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he drank all the gasoline
out of the power mower.

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And then he got the hiccups and melted
all the wrought-iron furniture.

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Are you ready
to leave, Grandpa?
Just a minute.

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All set?
[Man Screaming]

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All set.

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Herman?
Herman, where are you?

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[Herman]
I'll be right with you, Lily.

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I'm, uh talking to
the real estate office
that handles our property,

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and I'm letting him know
that we're coming up
to Happy Valley.

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That's right.
This is Herman Munster.

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I bought 10 acres from your ad.

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It-It was in that magazine,
the Jujitsu Annual.

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Ah, yes. One of our
many satisfied customers.

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Who is it?
That Munster character...

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the one that fell for our ad
in that crummy magazine.

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Uh, yes, Mr. Munster.
What can I do for you?

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Well, Mr. Walters, I thought I'd take
the family out for a spin today
to see our property.

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Uh, sir,
do I understand you to say...

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you are going up to
Happy Holiday Valley?

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That's right.
We plan to take advantage...

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of your excellent recreational facilities,
your wonderful transportation
and your marvelous...

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Uh, sir, uh, when are you
planning to go?

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- Today.
- Today?

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Hello?

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Hello?

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Hello, hello?

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Hmm.
Must have been cut off.

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I hope he doesn't think
I hung up on him. He sounded
like such a pleasant fellow.

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Oh, well.

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Well, it's on to
Happy Holiday Valley.

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[Cap Pistols Popping]

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Well, here we are...
Happy Holiday Valley.

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You know, Herman,

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I had heard that these
real estate brochures
were inclined to exaggerate.

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But this is more beautiful
than they described it.

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Oh, it's just... it's just
absolutely breathtaking.

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Uh, just as advertised.

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There are the superb
transportation facilities.

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Oh, and look!

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Plenty of water!

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Mmm. Nice and soft.
Not like the hard water at home.

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And look!
There's a playground for kids!

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Ooh! And here are the excellent...

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entertainment
and recreational facilities.

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Well, I must say...
Hmph!

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You know, this is a real
swinging place.!

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It appears that it was fortunate
running into you gentlemen.
Yes, it certainly was.

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As I understand it, Mr. Curtis,
you represent, uh,
Cunningham Aeronautics.

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We were happy to cancel
our quick trip to Mexico
to talk to you.

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Good. Now, then.

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We have plans
to use that area...

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in and around your
Happy Holiday Valley property...

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as a missile site.

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I'm here to make you
a flat offer of $50,000
for the entire piece of land.

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- It's a deal.
- Barney...

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The man offered
$50,000, partner.

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I'm sure you will
go along with me.

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Yes, Barney.
Fine.

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This is our initial proposal.

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I'll be back
first thing in the morning
to finalize the deal.

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Good. We'll see you then.

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Good day.
Good day.

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Barney, we don't own
all of Happy Holiday Valley.

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We unloaded some of it
to that Munster character.

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Gil, baby, Munster's going up
to look at the property
today, right?

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Right.
Okay.

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So he takes one look
at that hunk of junk he bought,

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we offer to refund his two grand,
which he takes back like that,

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and we're in the clear
for the Cunningham deal.

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Yes, but, uh,
do you think it'll work?

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Look. Anyone who falls
for an ad like ours
has got to be a sucker.

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This Munster sounds like
a real live one.

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A real live one.

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Golly. I haven't had a bite
since we've been here.
Patience, Eddie. Patience.

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But, gee, wouldn't it be better
if we fished in a stream
with water in it?

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Eddie, anyone can fish
in a stream with water in it.

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This is a challenge...

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the kind of challenge
the youth of today
is so badly in need of.

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I got one.

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I got one! I got one!
Play him, Grandpa!
Play him!

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- [Eddie]
Don't let him get away.!
- Oh, boy. This is a whopper!

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Stay with him, Grandpa!
Here he comes.

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[Herman]
Oh, oh!

129
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Isn't he a lovely one!

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[Grandpa Laughing]

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Isn't that a beauty?

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Well, I for one am not
gonna be out-fished.

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Well, the bait's still good.

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[Reel Whirring]

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Oh, dear me.

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I'm afraid I've damaged
the recreational facilities.

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Uh, pardon us.
We're looking for a Mr. Munster.

138
00:11:04,644 --> 00:11:07,374
Well, I'm his niece, Marilyn.
He's not here right now.

139
00:11:07,447 --> 00:11:09,711
Uh, perhaps you'd like to
talk with my Aunt Lily.

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She's fixing supper.
Aunt Lily!

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Uh, good day, Mrs. Munster.

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I'm Mr. Walters, and this is
my partner, Mr. Crane.

143
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We, uh, sold you folks
the property.

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No!

145
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You mean, you sold us
this property?
Uh, yes.

146
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But put that down.
Violence'll get you no place.

147
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Oh! I was just stirring up
some oxtail soup.

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Oh, I can't tell you
how much we love this place.

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- You love this place?
- Mmm.

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It's beautiful.
Isn't it, Marilyn?
Oh, it's lovely.

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Uh, look, madam, I think
there's something you should know.

152
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Uh, this is nothing
but a ghost town.

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A ghost town!
Isn't that wonderful, Marilyn?

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Maybe we'll have company
dropping in on us
over the weekend.

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[Mooing]
Oh. Excuse us a minute.

156
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My oxtail soup
is getting restless.

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What do you think?

158
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Maybe they heard about
the Cunningham missile deal,

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00:12:14,714 --> 00:12:16,648
and they're just trying
to boost the price up.

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That's right. I'll offer them
double their money back.

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- Now, you were saying?
- I'll get right down
to cases, Mrs. Munster.

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We're ready to pay you
double your money
if you'll sell us the property back.

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Oh, my, no.

164
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We're all so crazy about it,
and I'm sure my husband
wouldn't sell it at any price.

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Good day, gentlemen.

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Come on, Gil.
I got another angle.

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Uh, thank you
for your time, madame.

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And thank you
for your flattering offer.
But you understand.

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It's so hard to find a good
vacation spot since they
closed down Devil's Island.

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Yes. Well, uh, good-bye.

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You said you had an angle,
Barney. What was it?

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Get in.

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Look. We can't buy
the place back,

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so we'll scare 'em off, see?

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This is a ghost town, right?
Right.

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So tomorrow night,
we'll turn it into
a real ghost town.

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00:13:26,552 --> 00:13:28,747
Now, these Munsters are going
to be nervous anyway,

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spending their first night
in this dump.

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Wait till they hear
strange voices and screams
and the whole works.

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00:13:35,628 --> 00:13:39,587
They'll go out of their skulls,
and tomorrow they'll be begging us
to take the place back.

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00:13:41,267 --> 00:13:45,897
Barney, that's a $50,000 idea.

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00:13:48,641 --> 00:13:51,235
Here we are.
[Chuckles]

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00:13:51,310 --> 00:13:54,575
How does it look?
Oh, Grandpa!

184
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That's lovely.
Just what the room needed.

185
00:13:59,285 --> 00:14:01,753
Eddie, it's almost time
for you to go to bed.

186
00:14:01,821 --> 00:14:04,881
When are you and your father
going to be through with the comics?

187
00:14:04,957 --> 00:14:06,925
Just a second, Mom.

188
00:14:06,993 --> 00:14:10,759
"And then the mechanical men
disintegrated all the spider people,

189
00:14:10,830 --> 00:14:12,957
"and they disappeared
in a ball of flame.

190
00:14:13,032 --> 00:14:15,159
Ooh!
"Once again,
good had triumphed...

191
00:14:15,234 --> 00:14:18,328
over the forces of evil
from outer space."

192
00:14:18,404 --> 00:14:21,999
Oh, boy, Eddie.
Uh, that was a good one.

193
00:14:22,074 --> 00:14:24,008
Uh, read me another one.

194
00:14:24,076 --> 00:14:27,239
I can't now, Pop.
I have to go to bed.

195
00:14:27,313 --> 00:14:30,248
Oh, darn, darn! Lily?

196
00:14:31,083 --> 00:14:34,541
- Just one more?
- No, Herman.

197
00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:37,316
Eddie has to get to bed.

198
00:14:37,390 --> 00:14:39,824
Could I have my cowboy outfit
back now, Pop?

199
00:14:39,892 --> 00:14:42,417
I'm not though playing
with it yet, Eddie.

200
00:14:42,495 --> 00:14:45,293
All right. Good night, Pop.
Good night, son.

201
00:14:54,674 --> 00:14:56,608
[Cowboy Accent]
Bartender?

202
00:14:56,676 --> 00:15:00,009
See what the boys
in the back room will have.

203
00:15:05,351 --> 00:15:08,286
Herman, will you stop
playing cowboy...

204
00:15:08,354 --> 00:15:10,845
and go outside and get
some wood for the fire?

205
00:15:10,923 --> 00:15:12,914
Right away, dear.

206
00:15:22,602 --> 00:15:24,536
Reach for the ceiling!

207
00:15:24,604 --> 00:15:26,697
JesseJames!

208
00:15:32,078 --> 00:15:35,479
Hmm. And it looks
so easy on television.

209
00:15:35,548 --> 00:15:37,914
Herman. The firewood.

210
00:15:39,819 --> 00:15:41,810
Yes, Lily.

211
00:15:53,065 --> 00:15:57,229
Oh! Some daughters marry doctors.
Some daughters marry dentists.

212
00:15:57,303 --> 00:15:59,567
You had to marry Henny Youngman.

213
00:15:59,639 --> 00:16:02,005
Never mind, Grandpa.

214
00:16:03,376 --> 00:16:05,571
Oh, there's some!
[Chuckling]

215
00:16:09,148 --> 00:16:11,275
I think Herman's found some wood.

216
00:16:11,350 --> 00:16:14,342
Don't you just love
to watch a fire?
Lily,

217
00:16:14,420 --> 00:16:18,151
I've seen Chicago, San Francisco
and the burning of Rome.

218
00:16:18,224 --> 00:16:20,692
You've seen one,
you've seen 'em all!

219
00:16:22,928 --> 00:16:26,091
Uh, here's the wood, Lily.
[Chuckles]
[Lily] Ooh.!

220
00:16:26,165 --> 00:16:28,725
Where'd you get
all the wood, Herman?

221
00:16:28,801 --> 00:16:31,497
I had to break up
a building, dear.

222
00:16:33,839 --> 00:16:36,706
I do hope there was
no one in it.

223
00:16:36,776 --> 00:16:39,768
Oh, Lily, I've been thinking
about those two men.

224
00:16:39,845 --> 00:16:44,441
You said they were so anxious
to buy this property back.
I wonder why.

225
00:16:44,517 --> 00:16:48,146
Oh, it's very simple, dear.
They probably realized...

226
00:16:48,220 --> 00:16:50,654
what a paradise
it really is here.

227
00:16:55,027 --> 00:16:56,961
[Chuckling]

228
00:16:57,029 --> 00:17:00,863
Gil, we'll have these Munsters
running in no time.

229
00:17:00,933 --> 00:17:03,959
Yeah, we'll really scare 'em.

230
00:17:04,036 --> 00:17:07,437
What's the matter?
That.

231
00:17:11,444 --> 00:17:14,572
"Died June 6. '"
There's a story going around...

232
00:17:14,647 --> 00:17:18,105
that Big Billy comes back every year
and really spooks this place.

233
00:17:18,184 --> 00:17:20,118
And today is June 6.

234
00:17:20,186 --> 00:17:22,984
You big dummy. That's just
a story made up for the tourists...

235
00:17:23,055 --> 00:17:25,546
to give the place
some glamour.

236
00:17:25,624 --> 00:17:27,956
I'm glad it's just a story,
because the last guy...

237
00:17:28,027 --> 00:17:30,996
I want to run into tonight
is Big Billy.

238
00:17:32,732 --> 00:17:36,668
Well, I think I'll toddle
upstairs to bed.

239
00:17:36,736 --> 00:17:38,897
Good night, pussycat.

240
00:17:38,971 --> 00:17:42,532
Good night, dear.
I'll be right up.

241
00:17:44,877 --> 00:17:46,868
[Yawning]

242
00:18:09,802 --> 00:18:12,270
What a great place
for a vacation.

243
00:18:12,338 --> 00:18:15,637
You know, this reminds me
of the places I used to haunt
in the Old Country.

244
00:18:15,708 --> 00:18:19,872
We used to sit around
the fireplace just like this
and talk to our relatives,

245
00:18:19,945 --> 00:18:22,413
some of whom we hadn't seen
in hundreds of years.

246
00:18:22,481 --> 00:18:25,450
Oh, yes.
Hardly a night went by...

247
00:18:25,518 --> 00:18:28,419
when someone didn't try
to get in touch with us.

248
00:18:28,487 --> 00:18:32,014
I remember...
[Thumping]

249
00:18:33,826 --> 00:18:35,760
Wh... What was that?

250
00:18:39,899 --> 00:18:41,833
Grandpa,

251
00:18:41,901 --> 00:18:44,335
someone's trying to get
in touch with us.

252
00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:50,102
Yep.

253
00:18:50,176 --> 00:18:54,772
It's my no-good Cousin Humphrey.
I'd recognize his knock anywhere.

254
00:18:54,847 --> 00:18:57,714
- Grandpa, aren't you going
to answer him?
- Not me.

255
00:18:57,783 --> 00:19:02,083
We haven't spoken
since he stole my aspirin
during the Black Plague.

256
00:19:05,991 --> 00:19:08,255
Hey, they're just ignoring us.

257
00:19:09,261 --> 00:19:11,252
Yeah.

258
00:19:14,533 --> 00:19:17,058
Here, this'll get 'em.
You got a dime?

259
00:19:28,013 --> 00:19:30,607
?? [Discordant]

260
00:19:33,986 --> 00:19:37,581
Listen to that Cousin Humphrey.
He always was a rotten piano player.

261
00:19:37,656 --> 00:19:40,022
Knock it off, Humphrey.

262
00:19:40,092 --> 00:19:42,652
?? [Continues]

263
00:19:42,728 --> 00:19:45,128
I said, knock it off.

264
00:19:45,197 --> 00:19:47,188
?? [Speeds Up]

265
00:19:51,837 --> 00:19:56,137
Just our luck.
That no-good piano
conks out on us now.

266
00:19:56,208 --> 00:20:00,110
Well, I'm not
gonna let Humphrey
spoil my evening.

267
00:20:00,179 --> 00:20:02,272
Why don't we all
go to bed?

268
00:20:03,349 --> 00:20:06,409
How do you like that?
They're going up to bed!

269
00:20:13,726 --> 00:20:15,717
What are you doin'?

270
00:20:15,794 --> 00:20:19,161
We'll let 'em get to sleep.

271
00:20:19,231 --> 00:20:22,325
Then we'll give 'em
the real scare treatment.

272
00:20:24,036 --> 00:20:26,869
Barney, don't do that!
Oh, cut it out!

273
00:20:26,939 --> 00:20:28,873
It's just us!

274
00:20:28,941 --> 00:20:30,841
Here. Get into this.

275
00:20:33,979 --> 00:20:36,880
[Snoring]

276
00:20:46,892 --> 00:20:48,985
[Thud]

277
00:20:52,398 --> 00:20:55,595
Herman? Herman?

278
00:20:55,668 --> 00:21:00,696
Yes, Captain Kangaroo,
I will brush my teeth
ev-every day.

279
00:21:00,773 --> 00:21:03,105
Herman, wake up!
It's me!

280
00:21:03,175 --> 00:21:05,370
Hmm? What? Hmm? Huh?

281
00:21:05,444 --> 00:21:07,378
What's the matter, dear?

282
00:21:07,446 --> 00:21:10,415
I heard a noise downstairs!
Hmm?

283
00:21:13,118 --> 00:21:15,882
There it is again.
Mm-hmm.

284
00:21:15,955 --> 00:21:17,946
That was a noise, all right.

285
00:21:22,094 --> 00:21:25,291
Herman! Herman,
there's someone downstairs!

286
00:21:25,364 --> 00:21:27,992
Now, you go right down there
and see who it is!

287
00:21:30,936 --> 00:21:34,201
Oh, all right, dear,
if I have to.

288
00:21:46,685 --> 00:21:49,518
What are you doing
with Eddie's hat and cap pistols?

289
00:21:49,588 --> 00:21:53,456
Lily, you never know
what you might run into.

290
00:21:53,525 --> 00:21:55,584
I saw a Western
on television once,

291
00:21:55,661 --> 00:21:58,596
and Nick Adams
was prowling around.

292
00:21:58,664 --> 00:22:00,996
[Door Opens]

293
00:22:02,901 --> 00:22:04,994
Barney, somebody's comin'!

294
00:22:05,070 --> 00:22:07,300
Good! Wait till
they get a load of us!

295
00:22:09,975 --> 00:22:14,002
Hmm. Must be some other guests.

296
00:22:14,079 --> 00:22:19,745
Well, howdy, partners.
Well, I'll be hanged.
[Laughing]

297
00:22:19,818 --> 00:22:24,255
It's Big Billy!
Back from the dead!

298
00:22:24,323 --> 00:22:26,814
[Shouting]

299
00:22:37,936 --> 00:22:41,497
Sir? Sir?
Herman, what is it?

300
00:22:41,573 --> 00:22:44,406
Hmm.
They were two guests,

301
00:22:44,476 --> 00:22:46,967
but I guess they decided
not to stay.

302
00:22:47,980 --> 00:22:51,643
Shame, too, 'cause they looked
like a couple of fun fellas.

303
00:23:02,161 --> 00:23:04,129
[Train Whistle Blowing,
Bell Clanging]

304
00:23:04,196 --> 00:23:06,187
Hi, Mom.

305
00:23:11,203 --> 00:23:14,001
Grandpa got the train
working real neat now.

306
00:23:15,340 --> 00:23:18,332
Hey, are we going
to Happy Valley again
for the next weekend?

307
00:23:18,410 --> 00:23:20,344
[Sighs]
I'm afraid not, Eddie.

308
00:23:20,412 --> 00:23:23,279
Your father has just sold
all the property up there.

309
00:23:23,348 --> 00:23:25,612
But, gee, that was the only place
we ever went to...

310
00:23:25,684 --> 00:23:27,811
that seemed like home.

311
00:23:27,886 --> 00:23:29,820
Now, now, Eddie.

312
00:23:29,888 --> 00:23:33,380
You must not question
your old dad's decision.

313
00:23:33,459 --> 00:23:36,724
Uh, that's right, Eddie.

314
00:23:36,795 --> 00:23:39,161
We sold that property
to a very nice firm...

315
00:23:39,231 --> 00:23:41,358
Cunningham Aeronautics.

316
00:23:41,433 --> 00:23:43,697
These kind people
are working on a missile...

317
00:23:43,769 --> 00:23:46,966
which, in time of trouble,
is gonna solve all our problems...

318
00:23:47,039 --> 00:23:49,200
by blowing up the world.

319
00:23:49,274 --> 00:23:51,936
Gee, Pop, if we can't go
to Happy Valley,

320
00:23:52,010 --> 00:23:54,274
where will we spend
our vacations?

321
00:23:54,346 --> 00:23:57,941
Eddie, that's, uh...
that's a very good question.

322
00:23:58,016 --> 00:24:01,144
Eddie, we can always enjoy...

323
00:24:01,220 --> 00:24:03,552
the peace and solitude...

324
00:24:03,622 --> 00:24:06,716
of our own little nest
right here.

325
00:24:06,792 --> 00:24:09,556
And as Frank Sinatra
has said...

326
00:24:09,628 --> 00:24:12,153
on so many occasions,

327
00:24:12,231 --> 00:24:15,667
be it ever so humble,
there's no place like home.

328
00:24:18,303 --> 00:24:20,328
[Roaring]

329
00:24:20,405 --> 00:24:22,339
[Explosion]

330
00:24:24,576 --> 00:24:26,976
Yes, Eddie.

331
00:24:27,045 --> 00:24:29,707
Give me a house
by the side of the road,

332
00:24:29,782 --> 00:24:31,716
and I'll be a friend to man.

333
00:24:39,758 --> 00:24:42,818
I thought Edgar Allan Poe
was a crackup.

334
00:24:42,895 --> 00:24:45,295
Ooh!
[Squawks]